21 May, 2016

I managed to put the wrong postcode in my satnav and found myself driving down an unpaved road that was becoming narrower and narrower. After about a half mile I could see a road at the end so it must be leading somewhere. As I got near the end I saw there was a tree leaning across the track and I couldn't get past it. It was impossible to reverse all the way back again. Suddenly this fella appeared from nowhere and with all his strength he pushed up the tree and I could drive past it. What a

14 May, 2016

I decided to sell my gorgeous static caravan and buy a camper van instead. I love the static it's practically new but our new little dog loves chewing things and I can't take him there. Looking forward to roaming in a motor home though. The dog can't do too much damage in that and I love driving. Really looking forward to it.

07 May, 2016

Life is a bummer sometimes. Had a job from Newcastle to London. Got within 17 minutes of pickup and there was an accident involving air ambulance etc. Ended up going back to York then collecting the next morning. What should have been an easy run ended up taking 14 hours. Never mind I suppose, all in a days work.

02 May, 2016

Found myself outside Rick Steins fish and chip shop in Padstow, Cornwall. Gorgeous day great view of the harbour and I was starving. Hang on - 12 quid a go? No thans Rick, I like you but Im off to Morrisons for a sarnie.

01 May, 2016

I didn't think people still used those odd vibrating weight loss machines anymore. But they do. I was asked to collect one yesterday. They certainly work though. By the time I had finished manhandling the bloody thing into the van I had lost three stone!